I was chatting with my friend Eric the other day and this is what he said:
Eric: I just had another 1st thing ever moment
me: first what?
Eric: one of the hens ran into my room
me: oh no
Eric: and so I grabbed her
me: she egged you?
Eric: and when I was passing by the mirror to throw her outside
I was like humm..she needs to see what she looks like
so I put her to the mirror
and she dropped a big blue egg
me: you scared her!
Eric: on my foot that broke
Eric: then her sister hen came inside and ate the leftovers
me: oh man!!!