My favorite comment spam

Spam comes in many forms, including blog comments. Luckily I have a bombproof comment spam blocker for my blog, but occasionally I like to go through and read what I am missing. Here are a few that I just browsed through the other day…

5 Oct, from
Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!

5 Oct from
We absolutely do not  provide service for blacksDO NOT CALL 781-284-1xxx!

4 Oct from ???@???.com:

Translated to: Hinge on the heroic children of the poor on the wealth ranking keyword optimization

4 Oct from some asian email commenting on the Kukra River Shrimp, Better Than Lobster post:
That is a theme shut to my heart cheers, in which are your get in touch with facts however?

4 Oct from Prawdziwy fenomen niektórych gier hazardowych:
Thanks for another great post. Where else could anybody get that type of info in such a perfect way of writing? I’ve a presentation next week, and I’m on the look for such info.

Commented on the post, Who’s Hungry for Armadillo? Good luck on your presentation! -RSG

3 Oct from, with a link to a polish site:
Finest blog I have ever noticed !

 3 Oct from, commenting on the RightSide Guide contact page:
ZhKATi thx for dat post, was preety decent

You are welcome. The contact page is my finest work! -RSG

22 Sept from, commenting on Ole Ole Eh Eh Eh music video post:
12.) The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could fix if you werent too busy looking for attention.

23 Sept from Buy Tennis Rackets:
Bahahah, have you heard of KassemG? The guy’s a complete nut, he recently got fired for drinking on this job..

25 Sept from wegenbelasting berekenen:
Ben je lekker geil en wil je snel de belastingen snel berekenen van je auto en of camper en of motor?

Google translated from Dutch: Did you get horny and want to quickly calculate your taxes fast car or motorhome, or motorbike?

21 Sept from Travel the World:

Finally, a spammer who spams the truth!

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