Green alert: “deh tret is small”
Yellow alert: “best get prepared because deh starm is comin”
Orange alert: “get prepared because der is no turnin back”
Red alert: “The hurricane is goin to hit”
Looks like Tropical Storm Matthew is going to glance off Cabo Gracias A Dios and drop a pretty good amount of rain on our northern neighbors in the Moskito coast of Honduras.