I was chatting with my friend Eric the other day and this is what he said: Eric: I just had another 1st thing ever moment me: first what? Eric: one of the hens ran into my room me: oh no Eric: and so I grabbed her me: she egged you? Eric: and when I was passing by the mirror to throw her [...]
It was a helluva deal. A Lacoste shirt for $10…that’s like 90% off! And with Lacoste quality and craftsmanship that one would expect from clothes bearing the iconic alligator logo. The $100 Lacoste shirt: Of course, when I took a closer look I could see that this was obviously not one of their top-line models. [...]
No doubt those prisoners in the Nicaraguan jails are working hard with their permanent markers and plywood rectangles to keep up with the high demand of license plates.
(Editor’s note: This post was originally an email to someone that had a very strict spam filter. I thought, instead of removing the references to work-at-home programs and erectile dysfunction pills and resending to one person, perhaps I should share with everyone. Without the spam references, of course.) Just two weeks ago was the big [...]
Spam comes in many forms, including blog comments. Luckily I have a bombproof comment spam blocker for my blog, but occasionally I like to go through and read what I am missing. Here are a few that I just browsed through the other day… 5 Oct, from [email protected]: Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. [...]
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My uncle has a fireworks stand. He has been in the biz for nearly 20 years and always gave the nephews a bag of colorful explosives every Independence Day. Old traditions run deep. There was no way I was going to let the fourth slip by without lighting something on fire just as my revolutionary [...]
The other day a chicken strutted into the house, went into an empty bedroom, shit on the bed and laid a blue egg in the closet. I shooed the chicken, left the poo and ate the egg. A few days later I realized the whole silly event didn’t even faze me. Perhaps I have been [...]