Hey, did you hear they want to build a canal through Nicaragua?
Yeah, I just overheard someone talking about that…about 300 years ago.
Yes, people have been talking about digging a trench across the country for that long. Usually it wasn’t Nicaraguans talking about it, though. The government of New Spain discussed it in the 1700s. The Federal Republic of Central America and the United States discussed it in the 1800s and it was nearly a go until that looney toon William Walker took over Nicaragua. The US government along with private enterprises kept it in the cards for a long while after that, and even bought out the French who had haphazardly started work down in Panama. The idea was given up in 1902 when the US congress finally voted down Nicaragua in favor of Panama, mainly due to a clever lobbying scheme by NY lawyer William Cromwell. The canal’s fate was sealed by a little regalito from Nicaragua sent to every senator…a stamp featuring the image of an erupting Momotombo. Too risky they said. Next.
Today people are talking about HKND and the $50,000,000,000 project that is supposed to bring the country out of the economic ditch it wallows in. That projection is in doubt by some who point at the Panama Canal and say, “See?” Others who support that projection in Nicaragua point to themselves and say, “We’re different.” Regardless, everybody is pointing to the Ortega/Jing project and saying, “Wow.”
If you have done any reading about Nicaragua lately you have probably heard of this canal proposal. It’s the biggest thing since… well, the last canal proposal, the Great Nicaragua Dry Canal project of 2000. Two years ago that was all that people talked about in Bluefields…the Dry Canal is coming, the Dry Canal is coming!…and people went on with their everyday lives. That was sooo 2012. Now it’s the Interoceanic Canal that’s coming, the great bootstrap that is going to lift people up and out of poverty, that will put a hot water shower in every bathroom and 24/7 electricity in every house. And people go on with their everyday lives.
It’s no wonder…people here have heard a lot of canal talk. Their parents, grandparents, indian great grandparents, slave great great grandparents and slave owner great great great grandparents have heard a lot of canal talk.
Here is a collection of maps of some of the old canal proposals I dusted off for your viewing pleasure.