The source of a woman’s power

It isn’t her angelic beauty or her twinkly-eyed charm. It isn’t the money in her bank account or the awesome rondon she makes on Sundays. It isn’t even her vagina. Nope, ask any coastal woman, creolla, mestiza or miskita, and she will tell you that the source of a woman’s power is her unshaven leg hair.
No joke.
A coastal woman will often shave her nether region to make it more attractive but will refuse to take the razor to her legs. And what happens if Sampsona’s hair does get cut?
Well, I am not strong enough to hold a coastal woman down to find out.

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